IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES
im going to cry
do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
this website made me punch myself in the face
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
Thinking of the bae (blade)
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
carey mulligan is so incredibly cute like no matter
if she has short hair she’s cute
or long hair she’s cute
or black hair she’s cute
or brown hair she’s cute
or blonde hair she’s cute
and she has the cutest dimples
and the cutest little nose
and the cutest brown eyes and the cutest cheeks and the cutest smile oh gosh oHMAN CUTEY MULLIGAN
IS THIS SERIOUSLY FREAKING HAPPENING!!! I MEAN I HAVE HEARD RUMORS BUT ADKLSJDAKLJDASLJLKDJF…. IDK IF I WANNA GET EXCITED FOR THIS OR NOT!!! [x]
OMYGOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING I’M CRYING