for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
i just checked and there are 23 chapters, plus an epilogue. so i’d need 1,150 notes to read the whole thing, 1,200 for the whole thing + epilogue
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
My cousin ordered a pizza for her and her little brother and it's actually the funniest story i've ever heard in my life. In her own words, this is what happened:Cousin: so, the pizza guy got here, and he was REALLY REALLY HOT and had a REALLY ATTRACTIVE VOICE
Cousin: and he was like "your total is $16.38"
Cousin: and I handed him a $20 and he was like "how much change do you want"
Cousin: and I
Cousin: at him
Cousin: for like 20 seconds
Cousin: and he was like "how much change do you want?"
Cousin: (IT GOES DOWN HILL. THIS IS NOT THE EMBARRASSING THING YET.)
Cousin: and I'm like "$2? [awkwardly long pause] $1? ...... NONE"
Cousin: NO CHANGE
Cousin: AND I LITERALLY GRABBED THE PIZZA
Cousin: AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
Cousin: (STILL GETTING WORSE, DON'T WORRY)
Cousin: ONCE THE DOOR HAS BEEN SLAMMED I REALIZE
Cousin: THE PIZZA
Cousin: CARRYING BAG
Cousin: AND FROM THE PORCH HE'S LIKE "um i need that back"
Cousin: AND I'M LIKE SHIT MAN
Cousin: AND I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR
Cousin: AND WAIT FOR HIM TO PULL THE PIZZAS OUT
Cousin: AND HE'S JUST STARING AT ME
Cousin: AND I'M DYING
Cousin: AND IT TOOK LIKE A WHOLE 30 SECONDS
Cousin: AND MY BROTHER COMES UP AND HE IS LIKE
Cousin: SHE IS FLUSTERED CUZ SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE
Cousin: AND I DECIDE THAT CLEARLY I NEED TO PUSH HIM BY HIS FACE
Cousin: WHICH ONLY MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
Cousin: AND THAT IS WHY I CAN NEVER EVER EVER ORDER DOMINOS EVER AGAIN FOREVER
everyone else is so happy and I’m just over here like oh.
look up at the sky
is this a rickroll? no i will not look up at the sky
So we have to play.
From the artbook The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service, Studio Ghibli (1989), written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki.
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
I second the motion!
It’s okay, I would just leave the house, they could have it, I’d be done.
They’re bees, not spiders.
I know this, and while I’m actually pretty comfortable with both on a small scale, I can’t deal with a whole hive.
A stray would buzz into my ear while I was taking a nap or something and I would wake up in the middle of turning into Nicolas Cage.